About The Broke Boss
Most people see the world. I see the math.
Someone once called me a Boss. I corrected them: I’m The Broke Boss. We laughed. A lot. A few jokes later, I bought the domain, spun up an Astro blog, and just like that, I became the Boss. No investors. No five-year plan. Just a browser tab, a credit card, and a lot of bad financial advice.
What This Blog Is
The Broke Boss isn’t here to teach you how to get rich. Far from it.
- Financial advice you probably shouldn’t follow
- Observations about how humans waste time and money
- Stories about coffee, apps, lineups, and other daily tragedies
- Sarcasm, honesty, and a little chaos
Think of it as learning what NOT to do, but laughing while you do it.
Why You Should Stick Around
Because let’s be real: life is short, and the lineups are long.
If you want to:
- Save time
- Make slightly smarter decisions
- Collect rewards
- Avoid unnecessary drama
…then you might learn something. Or just enjoy a laugh while watching me point out how broke we all are.
The Broke Boss: Boss mindset. Broke reality.
This blog is satire. Please do the opposite of what I say.